Shady Pirate Guy
The Shady Pirate Guy is a mysterious "pirate" who sells strange items to people at random. He speaks in a very low, grizzly voice.
Background
Thinking of You
The Shady Pirate Guy appears at the start of Thinking of you. He is shown trying to make a basket but is un-able to do so. He then successfully sells Dominic a mind reading device and leaves.
Lost Videos 3
Although he doesn't appear in this video (in person) The Shady Pirate Guy's picture is shown when Stupid L. Face mentions terrorist attacks.
Personality
The shady pirate guy is very self-centered and believes he is better than everyone else at everything. He is shown to be a good salesman as he does successfully get Dominic to buy a rip-off product. Along with this, he is very mysterious and silent.
Attire
The Shady Pirate Guy wears dark cloathing and shades. He also has green hair and a hat that may distinguish him as a pirate.
Trivia
- The Shady Pirate Guy's face was never going to be shown.
- Three different people nearly got the role as the Shady Pirate guy.
- Originally, he was supposed to just sell the item and quickly leave. However, he plays basketball in this video.
- It is unknown if he is really a pirate or not.