The Shady Pirate Guy is a mysterious "pirate" who sells strange items to people at random. He speaks in a very low, grizzly voice.
Thinking of You
The Shady Pirate Guy appears at the start of Thinking of you. He is shown trying to make a basket but is un-able to do so. He then successfully sells Dominic a mind reading device and leaves.
Lost Videos 3
Although he doesn't appear in this video (in person) The Shady Pirate Guy's picture is shown when Stupid L. Face mentions terrorist attacks.
The shady pirate guy is very self-centered and believes he is better than everyone else at everything. He is shown to be a good salesman as he does successfully get Dominic to buy a rip-off product. Along with this, he is very mysterious and silent.
The Shady Pirate Guy wears dark cloathing and shades. He also has green hair and a hat that may distinguish him as a pirate.
- The Shady Pirate Guy's face was never going to be shown.
- Three different people nearly got the role as the Shady Pirate guy.
- Originally, he was supposed to just sell the item and quickly leave. However, he plays basketball in this video.
- It is unknown if he is really a pirate or not.